- Blonde Ariel- you are THE most annoying member of the Insanity workout posse. Whenever Shaun T tries to talk to you during the workouts you can't breathe and you just squeak like a damn chipmunk. ugh. You have a belly button piercing....really? who still has these? (She's the white girl in the back right of the photo trying to look tough...barf) I also really dislike most, no make that all, of your facial expressions. So annoying and I can't help look because you're like a train wreck.
- Speaking of not being able to talk when Shaun T talks to you during the workouts....NOTE TO SHAUN T, all your Insanity posse is tired! So while you're NOT working out and trying to interview them don't make them talk. It's super annoying. I can't breathe. They can't breathe. And you're simply supervising!
- Shaun T when you're tired you can't even talk straight. Sometimes you tell me to touch my knee to my knee when you mean touch my forearm to my knee. You forget what move is next and repeat the exercises/stretches out of order. You have cue cards! How hard is it?
- It's not motivating to hear the leader of the Insanity posse say he's nervous for the Pure Cardio workout. Shaun T, if your ripped ass is nervous then I should be shitting my pants. I just sat an entire day in my work chair, I'm tired, not in as good of shape as you, and I'm not super excited about running home to workout with you...don't make it worse.
- Akeel, I'm sorry I don't know how to spell your name. As many times as I've heard Shaun T yell it because you're quitting during drills you would think I could spell it. You are as ripped as Shaun T but your functional strength is lackluster.
- Brown-haired white girl, I swear your name is Ariel too so maybe I have an aversion to the name, but you my friend make me want to hit the mute button. When Shaun T approaches you to workout together and motivate the group you yell every 3rd kick. Why? The camera man even hates you because when you shout like a devil woman she/he pans the camera down to your legs. Get a clue.
- Josh, you can't even stretch correctly. When Shaun T has to come over and help "straighten you out" it makes the rest of us stay in uncomfortable positions for longer. This is when I have to go rogue stretch just to keep my sanity. Get with the program.
- Chris, I just feel bad for you. You're a muscle machine but you have no flexibility. I'm just glad Shaun T doesn't pick on you. I like you.
- It's creepy that I know all your names. Really creepy.
- Shaun T, quit selling your magic recovery formula. Water is the perfect recovery formula.
- Shaun T, please bring enough of your recovery formula to finish the workout. It's your program and it's weird when you have to share with your Insanity posse.
- Shaun T, it's obvious you're sleeping with Tanya in your Insanity posse. I'm not sure you would mix work and pleasure. It's awkward.
- Most annoying of all is that I have to relive all these annoying things because they were all captured on video. So Josh you're always stretching wrong, Ariel is always a train wreck, and Akeel keeps quitting. Yep, the video never changes.
3/29/13 UPDATE: It's been over a year since I wrote this blog. The number of views and comments have amazed me. So many of the comments are just so hateful. Most commenters fail to read the multiple times I state how I'm addicted to this program and the results and that I've completed the program numerous times. Many commenters state how they are sure I'm a "fat, whiney, bitch who probably sits on the couch all day and feeds my face" and they provide the update that Shaun T is gay. It's still alarming to get emails weekly from complete strangers, most who post as 'anonymous' (read as coward), with such hateful comments.
Let me set the record straight:
1. I'm a 5'9" female who weighs 145 lbs. SO I'm not a fat ass feeding my face.
2. I'm a former college athlete.
3. Sometimes I am a bitch. We all are; however, this blog was more about observations.
4. I'm a researcher, observing things is what I do for a living.
5. I'm gay. I really don't care if Shaun T is gay.
THE END.
249 comments:
1 – 200 of 249 Newer› Newest»Hilarious. I absolutely agree. I do have to admit though, every time Shaun asks that little girl how she feels and she responds "I feel like *bleep*!", I feel like cheering (except I can't because I can't breathe!!!!).
I love your observations!!! All very true!!! I feel compelled to mention Franky... his face is priceless until he realizes the camera is on him! We call him "cry baby". AND when the "Beat boy" guy almost kicks Ariel... I always hope that he connects... but sadly he does not!
ARIEL is HOTTT... but you can tell that Shawn T is smashing Tonya..
Ummm... do you not realize that ShaunT is GAY. I seriously doubt he is "smashing" Tanya. She was in his Hip-Hop Abs videos and if you watch those videos.. the gayness is obvious. Lots of "HEYYYY!!!" LOL! I can hardly keep a straight face. Pun intended.
Shaun T. is gay. He has to be one of the biggest circuit queens in LA. I could see him dancing on a box in club with false eyelashes with his shirt off miming the lyrics to a dance remix of Christina Aguilera's "Dirrrty" while sucking down a cosmo out of a plastic cup.
Please.
But everything else is right. I have to mute these workouts lest the DVDs go in the trash.
This made me crack up and I can't wait for my hubby to read it because we have made these same observations! White cornrows guy is hilarious! I thought I was the only one who catches Shaun T messing up his words.. I caught another mistake during cardio recovery today during stretching. we have a love/hate relationship!!!
Wow... it's amazing that a keyboard makes losers like you feel compelled to give your opinion to the entire world... as IF WE GIVE A SHIT! If you don't like it don't watch it, moron. Some of your observations are true, though... poor Chris. He looks like he's in pain from the very beginning! Still, keep your opinions to yourself, asshole!
Great article. Shaun T is only Gay when he's not smashing Tonia.
Everyone is entitled to their opinions which is why some people leave angry comments as 'Anonymous' users. It's ok to have differing opinions but please be respectful.
Lol, Ariel's not too bad, but I couldn't stop laughing at pure cardio when the one chick hucks a fat one next to the water bottles... I'm finishing up week three, and Tanya's fit test reps are shite, and I've stopped listening to Shaun Ts transitioning commands bc he's off by a few seconds sometimes, but when I'm doing sidestep pushups to floorsprints... I'm stuck w his lack of coherence to timekeeping.
I like his posse. I like that they don't have smiles plastered on their faces, they quit, and half-ass. Tania has a tramp stamp, there is no telling who she bangs but it probably isn't Shaun T. That tall drink of water is definitely gay.
Anna is hot. Ariel is amazing and the BEST part of the video. She's very hot.
On another note, Tonya is scary and unattractive in virtually every way. Other than the black chick, Tonya is the hardest on the eyes. And the Tramp Stamp only makes it that much worse.
The Wigger is simply annoying. Although it is funny when Shaun tried to get him to speed up and he still does exactly the same slow pace. LOL!!
Hahah this is hilarious! Although I have to say i disagree with your comments on Ariel (i believe she is Aria and the other white girl with brown hair is Ariel but w.e.) cuz i think she is SUPER HOT!!!
I got one more to add.. ever notice that ONE guy that is NEVER given any attention by Shaun T? This really white dude thats always in the back row, he wears blue shorts in Max Interval Circuit and looks an ugly version of Neil Patrick Harris. Anyway, seems like he wants some attention, when Shaun T is up front encouraging Anna and Ahkeel, he kinda hops over and tries to do sets with them but they totally ignore him. That completely cracks me up every time!
Same here!! That white dude in the back is such a douche. He is able to to the high knees with twist with no problem but then during the squat jumps, he sucks balls.
I don't know about you guys but I always feel bad for Chris. Having to third wheel Shaun T and Tonya during the Fit Test and all
I just finished week 2. LMAO at post/comments.
PS I too thought Shawn T. was smashing Tonya.. after all Tonya is in Insanity, Hip Hop Abs, and Rockin' Body, but then I watched Rockin' Body. Gay, gay, super gay.
OMG...I love this post! What about the short white girl who does the push up jacks who looks like she's going to bust an artery? My husband calls her a firecracker. I think she's trying to make up for the time she couldn't keep up with Shaun T on the other workout. LOL
Don't forget the Asian dude who does a spin and almost host the white chick. He thinks he's all that acting hard ass. Really annoying!
This is awesome... Some other things that get me, Ariel the brunette is albino pail and when she's doing jumping jacks like a robot I can't help hoping she falls on her face. I also can't stand he spanish dude who is always in the blue bearer. He sucks. He has wrong positioning in every exercise and stretch. I dnt think he does one thing right. But I think Ariel the blonde is so hot and would do anything to her on any given day
To the Author- Man up. You sound like such a bitch! Go make your OWN workout video that is as hard as monkey $hit if you want to complain. And if you did...Guess what?! People will be talking crap about your video as well.
Just workout and stop complaining b/c you think it makes you sound Smart.
-Cooper Nashville, TN
You are so funny! However, these 'flaws' make it real and able to relate to everyone on a human level. It would feel too staged if it was perfect.
That girl who always wears the hat is annoying because she doesn't do any of the exercises correct!
Totally agree, I think everyone would be even more pissed if it was too perfect.
Insanity is awesome because by showing ripped people suffering like us out of shape people, we can have hope. Or at least feel like we're less of a failure by not keeping up Shaun T. I LOVE the roast about the posse, though. I think it's GREAT that other people find the imperfections in the video as freaking funny as I do. And one to add... Tonya... gorilla? She makes some monkey faces and during the recovery week video I'm pretty sure she tries to sound like a freight train - "Whoooooo.....Whooooooo".
Blond Ariel is pretty hot, but during most of the the first month she plasters a grin on her face that kills the motivation.
Shaun T MUST be gay to touch all those women the way he does to "show proper form" without them slapping him.
Halfway through my recovery week now... wish me luck through the rest of it. By the way... the funny shit you pointed out will definitely be things I look for from this point forward to bring myself some comic relief while I'm torturing my body. Thanks!
All these stupid comments are hilarious. I'm sure 99% of you are lard a$$'s sitting on the couch eating a cake while watching the 30min. Insanity commercial. Haters gonna hate...PLEASE feel free to hate on me too!!
We're not hating. It's just that we've seen the same videos over and over again. All of these examples have been drilled in our minds for quite some time.
H-A-T-E-R-S
LMAO!!!! This is all soooooo true. I love it. It made me laugh so hard I'm crying. Lol.... I am on week 4 of insanity and I keep catching myself stop in the middle of a workout to wonder why they do/say some of the things on the video. Like the comment Shaun T makes "I'm nervous for what's coming next". Not cool!
I love Shaun-T, kind of sad when my husband showed me a video on youtube( he is on a radio show) and you cannot deny his gayness. I still love him, he is my coach and he is helping me and my husband to get fit.
Do not like Ariel, the way she shake her head when she is jogging is ANNOYNING, I just try to focus on the wall or something.
Good luck and keep getting fit ;)
LOVE how we can all comment on this and how we recall every moment in our torturous workout to find relief. I personally think that guy with the Cornrows is funny when he does half-ass Power Knees and has this "I'm dying look to him". Cracks me up every time.
But that being said with all the dislikes in the video we still come back for more......
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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These are funny. I love seeing Akeel give up on most moves. Even when Shaun was telling him to do speed up, h didn't change. So, Shaun just went on to the next guy.
ArIel has the cutest little butt.
Ariel is HOT! Her body is one of the best ones there. Also, Shaun T isn't gay, unless he is bi. Saw him with a beautiful woman at a club in LA.
Love the observations....so true. I just turn the volume down now. 2 weeks left!
Anyone else noticed really strong legs, abs are ok, but nothing at all with arms or chest. It's more of a weight loss video that muscle building.
Oh my gosh! I thought I was the only one that gets pissed at Shaun T for only doing like two reps and then walking around doing nothing but talking. Yet I want to get toned and skinny so I have to do it.
This is freaking hilarious. Some people need to loosen up and realize we are all working out and finding some humor in the pain we go through while working out!
Thanks for the good laugh :)
I have thoroughly enjoyed reading this blog and all the comments!!! I have been using the Insanity videos since January 2010 as part of my workout regement, so I know all the quirks all to well. But it is funny as hell to here other people talk about them... LMAO!!!!
Omg, #4 made me laugh so hard, b/c I just did that workout today for the first time, and it was like, "Oh, s#!t! What am I in for?!?" Great blog post.
Great blog post! To the idiot who thinks we are just sitting around, watching the infomercials, there is no way to know this much about the 'posse' without actually doing the workouts. I am down to my last two weeks, and these observations still make me laugh every time. Just once I would love to see Ariel get kicked in the face by the guy coming out of his backspin. She has an amazing body, but has sort of a jacked up grill, and that look on her face after she almost gets kicked makes me wish it did happen. Absolutely agree with everything thats been said about white cornrow guy and Tonya; its like she wants to be the center of attention, except the one time she tries waving the camera out of her face during a water break, BEYOTCH! I knew Shaun T. was gay at the end of pure cardio when he says "that sh*t was bananas, yo!"
Ok first of all - This is so funny. Secondly, has anyone noticed on the cardio recovery for month one Shaun T says "you're not done" and does this MEGA feminine twist?!?!?! That is my favorite. That was the first time I started believing the rumors that he was gay :(
And Ariel and Tonya are so freaking annoying..mostly Tonya...and let's all agree Akeel is a little bitch when he screams "I NEED A BREAK" ahhahaha
But anyways, INSANITY is awesome and is better than any other workout I have ever done. And gay or not, I love Shaun T. I get so scared when he gets super close to the camera because I feel like he is really watching me. But the comic relief in the videos are some of the best parts.
I respect your opinon because your obviously entilted to it but, honestly why the constant whining over the "mistakes" in the video who takes the time and critisizes someone working out and hates someone just because they can't breathe in the interview... your like a little kid its kind of comical and sad at the same time
Here's something that's annoying. In plyometric cardio circuit shaun tizzle, only does one side of knee contractions and forgets the other side. What's that all about shawn tee?
Frankies facial expressions make me want to punch him in the face the first month but the second month I have a change of heart. Lol
And on that note....."yeah liz yeah..... Perfect form right here" and now you're smiling because you loooooove it!
Stumbled across this blog - we've done Insanity on/off the past 2 years. I laughed at most of the comments, as we've made them, too. Was wondering if some of the butthurt posts are from the actual posse (i.e. reference to the posters as being fat asses on the couch eating cake). Don't you know, part of the workout is swearing and laughing at the a-holes on the video.
If you're able to make this many observations you aren't working out very hard to begin with.
You shouldn't be taking couch breaks and grabbing the twinkies during your 30 second rest period.
This is probably the most hilarious thread I've ever read. I can't help but noticing all of these things every time I workout. It's almost like an extra workout to laugh WHILE doing the routines. Tonya and Ariel don't irritate me, but that's probably because theyre a relief from the hatred I developed for Drea and the ugly ginger in the p90x videos (yes, this is irrationally mean, no I don't care). Im actually jealous that tonya can smile while doing the workout. I don't think I could do that even after completing 300 cycles of insanity. I was hoping someone point out the ghostly pasty chick in the unflattering green soffee shorts about to freakin lift off on the third warm up set. She's another one I think is named Ariel. And i kinda feel bad for the poor black girl.. The camera guys get some bad shots of her and it's clear she can't hang sometimes as she "wants to go home". Another thing I've noticed is a shorter dude with a caterpillar unibrow. There's one video they get a close up of him making a hilarious face where he's exhaling and his eyes are huge, then he realizes the camera is in his face and changes expression. Priceless. Then there's the little "over 40 something" participant who never shows up in a sports bra. But she is damn serious about her pedal/lunge moves. Haha props to her. Even if I were fit enough to be featured in one of these videos I wouldn't agree to do it because I would be the one people would make blogs about.
Above poster, actually the over 40 chick/alisha half asses it at first until shaun t comes up to her. Next time you are doing pure cardio and the pedal comes up observe her immediately, you'll notice how she half asses it.
True, true, all true and hilarious. However, keep in mind that each workout was done in one take. I saw a vid about the making of the dvds and the director realized that there would be NO second takes. The cast just could not do it because the workouts are so intense. So yeah, Sho-awn makes a few verbal flubs, but you know what he's trying to say. And I know I've been in some classes where I am so tired and swampy in my bathing suit areas that I have no dignity left. To see that they are also exhausted, doing the "Oprah ugly cry" faces, squeaking out their barely coherent replies. It, somehow, makes me feel better. And, pasty redhead girl, you know, if she still looks muscular and is so pasty, she's doing ok, because I think pasty and muscular looking are like day and night. I like them all and you can't deny, this workout is @$##@ awesome. Favourite like, to Rachel, "You never wore a sports bra before Insanity,huh?" LMAO and I think cornrow guy is ?Gianni? Shanina, I'm not even sure what she is doing in these dvds. I think I go at her pace and even harder in some parts. Tania, former danccer for Britney Spears. I like her, I don't like her facial expressions, but I like her.
You just made my day. So hilarious. I agree with just about everything you said and then some.
Oh man. Why does everyone keep killing the tall blonde? She is so strong and her form is absolutely perfect. Id like to see some of the faces some of us make when we do this workout.
The funniest part to me is the over 40 lady doing upper cuts. You can see her in the background. Her pedal is also awesome as well lol.
Honestly everyone is entitled to their own opinion but making judgements and picking on people will not get you very far in life. I enjoy Insanity, It is a great program I feel no hate or dislikes towards anyone I appreciate the program and team. I also am doing hip-hop abs I don't think Shawn T is gay if he is so be it its his life. I honestly feel like he was playing and getting a fat check, I also Feel his attitude was like that to cater the program more towards the females, but hay that's just my opinion I'm enjoying Both programs and that's all that matters. oh an i agree with Shawn t and Tonya lol she gets a lot of camera time, and Ariel Is beautiful.
Ariel is adorable and hot at the same time. Definitely the hottest chick in the workout. I doubt if anyone could keep up with her.
Shaun T does a good job with the DVDs. He talks to people so we learn from what they are doing and to show everyone gets winded. Seriously, you care who he's tapping?
This made my day!
I highly doubt that there are two chicks on the Insanity posse named Ariel. My guess is he mistakenly calls the red head Ariel. A subconscious thing from the Little Mermaid being a red head.
The most annoying part for me is his lack of English skills. Eg. "My arms is tired". Sorry Sean T, but you need to practice your verbs buddy.
On the variety of people in the video. I can just imagine the producers before choosing the posse. "Okay, we need a red head, blonde, brunette, Asian chick, black chick, some wiggers, and a few Mexicanos too".
So, in conclusion.....just remember...gentlemen...."keep your knees soft when you are jacking"
I just loled so hard at the Josh comment!!!! AHHHHHH hahahahahahaha. I'm thinking the same thing! "FUCK YOU JOSH AND GET YOUR POSTURE CORRECT!!! MY STUPID HIP FLEXOR (learned the name from Insanity) IS GONNA BREAK BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" :-P
Or if you all don't like, don't use the DVDs and continue looking like the tub-o-lard you already are! Can't you idiots do anything without complaining?!!!!!!
I believe Akeel screamed "I DON'T NEED A BREAK!" Get it right, weirdo! And if you're not in decent shape like the people in the videos, then shut the fuck up, work your fat ass slim and stop being so judgmental. And the same goes for all you stupid out of shape, can't do anything but complain about a simple workout video fat asses who attempt to comment about this rebuttal.
For all you weirdos claiming the over 40 chick half-assed throughout the insanity workouts, you should see her in insanity-asylum and then compare your strength to hers. If you are nowhere where she is, shut the f' up!!
Ariel is hot but I hate her facial expressions and the way she always nods with approval over EVERYTHING Shawn T says. I can also do without the way she constantly jerks her neck on every punching exercise, it's like her head is about to fall off!! haha
These are so hilarious. I love the half-assing because I don't feel so bad during the workout because they can't make it either. Things I've noticed is Shaun does more talking than working out. Shanita must have been a last minute stand in for the really muscular black guy that didn't come for that episode. She's horrible! Tanya got help from Shaun during her leg lifts. Not fair! Josh sits after every couple of reps! Shaun tells Cornrows to get his butt down like 5 times and when he finally succeeds, Shaun says Don't go too far down to a very perplexed Cornrows. I was peeing my pants! Also, I know Tanya and Shanita by name but which one is Ariel? I thought it was the pasty red head. Some say the brunette...which one? The one with the long curly brown hair that power jumps in a very high, abnormal way? Or the other one that claws at the camera like a cat when she does her mountain climbing rep? Or the blonde that has to use more feet during the suicide drills? And which one is Akeel? Every time he screams his name, I'm looking down, trying to convince myself to go on.
As far as my results go, I'm on the last week of month one. I'm losing weight and inches, but my belly still shows no definition. My pushups hasn't improved, and my thighs aren't as firm as they should be during my squats but tight when I'm standing straight.My arms are more muscular and the back fat is almost gone with the exception of the creases under my bra. I'm not as tired as I used to be but this week, my legs feels like I have on freaking weights! Also, I have replaced an old ankle injury for an annoying knee injury but I'm still going. Oh, and I want a cake donut and a bowl of ice cream really bad!!!
LMAO Shaun T is gay I don't think he's banging Tanya
You people sure do bitch a lot. How about to stop criticizing the videos and actually workout. Do you really think these video are going to be perfect?? No, becasue of how intense the workouts are. And if you are working hard enough, you're probably not able to talk, that's why Shaun T has to stop all the time so he's able to speak. So stop picking the videos apart and workout. Maybe you will actually get the result that you want.
I don't think it's funny, doing all those workouts at least the way they do. Tanya's real good in workouts. She's good at stretches got a great stamina and power. Aeriel's fantastic with leg raises. She raises beyond 90 degrees. I love Rachel, she's the one I keep my eyes on whenever she's in any of the workout videos. I guess we have the best volunteers that Shaun T could possibly get or I guess one day we may need to volunteer, while volunteering, our videos taken and then played again. and at some point even we would make such faces as it's not Drama here. It's a power interval training and I just love it. I'm trying hard to lose the love handles but guess since I'm in India, the staple food may not help me lose them soon. I'm trying my best. And yeah this blog made me laugh like never before. Dig Deeper folks. Focus. :-)
Unless you are perfect yourself, you really have no right talk so negatively about others. Sean T obviously tried to make the video more realistic so he could relate to his audience. Every single person on this earth does something annoying. I find your negativity to be extremely irritating so I will never read another post of yours. Maybe you should adopt a different workout program and fresh attitude. For the record, Tania is married, so neither a tramp or sleeping with Sean T.
Hilarious! My husband and I are in tears after reading. We thought we were the only ones who noticed these things. We love the workouts and love pointing out all these things everytime we watch. Ariel almost getting kicked in the head by break dancing dude is my new favorite. Her stink face after is priceless
Exactlt
He already admitted to being gay in an interview he is.
You guys all sound more miserable than the people on the video!
I just get the feeling that if you can't make a workout video then you shouldn't denigrate others'.
I wonder if you do anything well when I read you so upset about small details. Everyone's annoyed when they're sweating, watching workout videos.
I think you need to evaluate how you approach life more than any workout film.
But thanks for being honest I guess (though in the future, try to put it to some use).
I love her she is a strong fit woman and like you said form is always on point
Dude, you are ridiculously sick.
You guys are all a bunch of niggers!!
I'd lick Ariel's asshole every morning and let her pee in my mouth. Then I'd fuck her till I came in her tight butthole then kiss her pussy and lick her toes
I bet you're gay dude! Besides fat! You only see the videos to criticize the people on it while you're eating a fckg hamburguer!! You better put your ass to work
Ok, Ariel. We will!
In my head Chris is actually Shaun T's guy and Tanya is his beard. Because, anyone with that much pep, must not be that into you, and anyone that sucks that bad, shouldn't be in your video. I'm just saying!
Alright Akeel, we believe you. You said: "I don't need a break!" now, go drink some water, don't compromise form.
Yep, the fact that he totally forgets several moves on the left side leg stretches is very annoying! Considering how much people pay for this program! My husband and I just pause it and do what he forgot an curse him and Tanya and keep going.
You know, I have this conspiracy theory, that his really in shape crew, is coached to fake being tired. I only say this because I'm not ripped like all of them and after doing the same video 3-4 times, I can get through the moves and without collapsing. So, I think they are doing it do that the people watching are motivated to keep going. I know that when I watch fit people collapse, I say to myself: "well, I'm not sooo bad, because I'm not even as fit as Akeel, and I haven't fallen over after jumping jacks!" I think they are faking it.
Who ever made this list is just stupid. Those exercises are extremely hard. Sure I may quit a lot but I'm pretty sure I do better than you do. This was not an easy program to do. We had to go through weeks of training before we actually started this program in order to get our form just right. I am personally friends with Tanya she is not sleeping with Shaun T. Don't get jealous just because she is very good at getting her form right.
Hi
You made my day with this article !
I think that the imperfection of the posses make them likeable because you feel them more human.
I can't imagine people doing Insanity workout with a smile on their faces from the beginning to the end.
That would be annoying.
Rachel is great when she's doing the abs movement on the floor in "insanity max circuit" . Perfect form . She's really working out her abs.
I love Ariel & Rachel leave my girls alone yo lol
I'd honestly bang the blonde ariel, and the other short blonde bubble butt chick, lmao... Anyway I do insanity in the morning as fasted cardio, then weight training after work, awesome ass results. I hope everyone here is fit and not just talking shit lolol
I recommend that you try P90X and 90X2 if you haven't already and Insanity asylum. Also power 90 and 10 minute trainer is good too. DO NOT TRY REV ABS that is the worst ab video made by Beach Body by FAR! No offense.
What is even more awesome is when he tells her to sit down! Like, ummm, you are no bigger than a toothpick and you got sent to the corner. And THEN he follows it up with "GET FIT OR GO HOME"! Awkward timing or inappropriate timing? LOL
I think recent news about Shaun T's husband likely negates his sleeping with Tanya LOL!
No. No you would not want to see the faces of the real people doing the workout LOL
Ahhh finally some sense!!! How I'd love to be a fly on the wall watching this lot do everything perfectly, with attractive expressions, while keeping exact time.
I'd bet money that Shaun T and his posse would push harder than any of these whinging bitches at home.
Damn straight
I agree with you if ariel are the white girl in the front... OMG she got the perfect body and his legs are amaizing... & i really belive that shaun t are smashing tonya (she looks like a men, thats why shaun t love her). And i really hate the pulses when you are waiting and suffer with the legs open sitting in the air.
Lol.
Thank you Shaun T for freaking me out before Pure Cardio even begins.
No hate for the lazy spic mario that has NO business in a workout video, but gets plenty of camera time? I suspect he only gets camera time so we can laugh at his sorry ass. Plenty of motivation in these videos, but he doesnt motivate me to do anything but want to punch his pathetic wetback ass.
Oh man this is some funny stuff. I don't agree with all of it, but it's awesome. Blonde Ariel is hot, I could watch her workout all day. She does have a squeaky little voice though, you expect more confidence from a hot girl like that. Please don't kick that beautiful face backspin toolbag.
I like little Adrianna, she's the one who spits on the floor and says "I feel like shit!". She's spunky, love it.
I like when he says, "do what you need to do to get ready", and the girls start punching themselves in the legs. Cracks me up every time, I don't know why.
That cheesy guy with the corn rows, everything he does makes me laugh.
Why is your left leg your "back leg"? I don't have front legs.
Anyway, I love the videos. Making fun of them eases the pain.
At one point in one of the Max videos Shaun tells Akkel to take a break. You can barely hear it, but if you turn it up Akkel says "I don't NEED a break". He totally sounds like a Klingon.
Funny thing is, Shaun T is gay so I'm sure he's not sleeping with Tonya. But I feel you on the rest.
actually he is gay: http://www.autostraddle.com/shaun-t-is-gay-famous-insanity-fitness-guru-comes-out-via-retweet-148078/
LOL LOL LOL
I just cannot believe I have read this and some of people post. SERIOUSLY? Holy CRAP!
I mean seriously? Is some of you are FAT and depress? And that you are so jealous people being such a great shape?
Yeah some have to yell out, some look like little show off, some go over extreme to make faces cause they are WORKOUT THERE ASS OFF. Also encouraging people at home that it IS OK if you make faces.
So who cares. They are FIT ...they are allowed to pump up, yell out or even do faces.
I am doing the videos and I really REALLY dont care what people are doing. I am there to loose the FAT and get back in shape. So like it or not...I am part of the group and like Tony from P90X would say, do your best and forget the rest.
ps: All the girls YES even Ariel or Tonya are fracking HOT .....actually it motivate me more. ;)
all I see is haters. So glad some of you stay home and dont go at the gym...holy crap. Bitch bitch bitch! pathetic.
here have a bucket of Fried chicken and watch HoneyBooBoo.
He is gay he just married longtime boyfriend. Definitelynot smashing Tonya, Waddya expect gays have the best bodies
I laughed throughout the whole list. This is the truest and funniest blog about insanity I've read.
My sister and I would always comment on the same things each week, and we would make scenarios up about Shaun T and Tanya. However, just a few weeks ago, we found out Shaun T is gay. So he's just obsessed with her.
Someone actually went through the trouble to find out the Insanity group names. Here ya go everyone ---> http://www.teambeachbody.com/connect/message-boards/-/message_boards/message/166471442 My least favorite is Shanita who admitted she wants to leave. Makes me think the Insanity shirt she wears is just a costume. My favorite is Chris (the marathon runner) who i can relate to. In pain but never gives up ;)
It should be noted that Shaun T is, in fact, homosexual. Google it.
How bout Shaun T's voice. DRIVES ME NUTS. he's trying to hard to ound cool.
"I still love him" Like his gayness would make him hard to love. Please us gay guys have made all your staight guys stepup their game.
The only problem is Shawn T is gay...no really look it up.
Straighten out that back leg......Josh!
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Ariel is hot. No two ways about it. Tanya is definitely teachers pet. The brunette on the left is like the energizer bunny with kangaroo legs. Finally, i love it when Shaun T tells the girl to sit down after she tells him that she wants to go home. I yell at the tv every time and get re-motivated. Results have been great.
Shaun T is not doing Tania- he's gay. and married. to a guy. Google it
Shaun T is not doing Tania- he's gay. and married. to a guy. Google it
Haha I noticed all this shit too.. but talk abiut bitchin smh lol... and hell yeah ill be smashin tanya too.. shes hot and flexible and dayyyumaa!! ; )
This is the funniest thing ever.
Anyone know the name of the short blonde chick? The one that never seems to rest?
I think the fact that you mentioned how Josh cant stretch in the one cardio video is hysterical. My roommate and I call it out on cue every single time.
the short blonde is Anna. She is the best one in the video. She is also in the Fast & Furious video. She is a beast. In Fast & Furious, there is a guy Martin than Sean keeps ragging on because he is dogging it. But, not my Anna, she is getting it done, totally!
Frankie is cool too - his running is out of control.
I love this site - really funny. I agree that Akeel is funny because it seems like he is quitting all the time. However, in doing the videos I have tried to keep up with him (on things like jumping jacks, etc.). He actually is going quite fast, and if I try and keep up with him, I wind up tiring out. So, props to Akeel for working hard.
I am crying over this. Too freaking funny. I've been talking about Tonya's "porn" face since day 1. She over breathes and over emphasizes. It's absurdly funny. And the fact that Akeel gets winded doing the knees kills me. I can do that shit till the cows come home. And I love when Arianne does her fast jumping jacks with the straightest legs in the world while Shaun T talks about not locking your knees. These videos are awesome and I've never pushed myself harder but sometimes you have to laugh at everything to keep it in perspective.
Shaun T is smashing Tanya? Shaun T is GAY and MARRIED. Get your facts straight before you blab your mouth.
Shaun T is smashing Tanya? Shaun T is GAY and MARRIED. Get your facts straight before you blab your mouth.
I'll keep this simple just in case that's all you understand. You're an idiot! All videos are like this. The trainer/host will coach and just as much as possible while interviewing. He talks to the crew to show how intense it is yet you could still keep pushing. Even though you may be tired and want to give up you should still keep going. Look at how in shape she is, she can barely speak yet she keeps going sort of thing.
Part of being in the cast is acting and show. Just like some work out videos have controls to show alternate versions of the work out they have different stamina levels. One that never quits and keeps going like nothing, Tonya, some that look like they are exhausted and out of breathe, Akeel. Look at this guy he looks ripped like an NFL wide receiver yet he needs a rest too! Besides, you don't know if he may have respiratory issues. Keep the mental stamina and motivation of the people working out at home up!
You complain about Shaun T out of breathe and can't talk or think straight. They are all out of breathe! I'm out of breathe doing the work out! I can't talk or think either! You are probably some 30 something fatty living in your mothers basement writing reviews telling mommy you'll move out as soon as you get your big writing break. Haven't showered in days playing the new Halo and getting your ass whooped by 12 year olds on Japan. Get your fat ass off the lazy boy, clean the cheetoes, Funyuns and Ho-Hos out of your beard and actually TRY the workouts!! Better yet you might want to start with walking outside, maybe get a job. Probably stay away from McDonalds, you might eat all the profits.
Don't have your legs too wide. Don't have your legs too wide ... Josh.
I had to post it to FB!
You girls are so bitchy, you wish you had a body like Tanya but all you can do is bitch. just work harder.
Shaun isn't smashing any chick. He is gay.
Seriously! A basic post about a tough workout and someone has to make racial comments?!? Not cool at all. Grow up and keep those comments to yourself.
Love the observations! I laughed out loud when I read them! No real hate toward the workout crew, just human nature to people
I like Tonia and Ariel. They work hard and get plenty of camera time as they should. They big guy in the back works pretty hard, too. This workout is a killer for muscular, non-flexible people.
Insanity is a great workout and I incorporate it with my weightlifting for maximum results.
Hard work pays dividends!
Meant to say, "just human nature to observe people and point out quirks and foibles."
Let us see what your fat ass looks like?! Ariel has an AMAZING body!! I agree Tibya is annoying! I bet Shaun T is doing her
I don't know who you are whoever wrote this. But I need you to get out of my head.
Hottest gal on the DVDs (Anna is a close 2nd) is Liz, I wish she was in more of the routines. She's the one who has perfect form on her V-pushups on Cardio Power & Resistance. Hubba-hubba!
While I find some of comments correct and agree, I have to say that many of those working out are probably dancers or trainers themselves. Frankly, though I don't pay much attention to them. I'm too busy working out.
Thanks Shaun T - looking forward to finishing Insanity and starting Asylum.
LOL- Some think Shaun T is "doing" some of the gals. He's gay. So I kind of doubt it.
Dumbasses, Shaun t is gay and not sleeping with Tanya. Do your research before writing an uneducated "blog."
This is hilarious and so true!! Sounds like some commenters didn't take their meds before posting!! I love Insanity and enjoy the posse. But some of the shit they do is goofy and annoying. So what that someone said what others were thinking. If you don't like it, find something else to read!
I'm only 3 days into Insanity, and sore every day. But that just means it's working, and I look forward to getting on that scale after day 63 and knowing it was totally worth it! To the original poster, thanks for the light hearted insight! Your levity is appreciated! BW in Ohio
Yes! I love that part, where Mr. B boy shows off and nearly puts a foot in it :)
There are a few things I hate that aren't here;
1. Tanya and the really short, blonde haired chick - stop putting on stupid faces when the camera is watching!!
2. Some of Shaun T's stretching is harder than the actual session!
3. Shaun T, why when you go into flat back do you sometimes make us keep our arms straight out?? It feckin kills and is NOT a warm up! :(
Thank you
What a negative website page. You're probably doing Insanity because you're overweight. Which means you're ugly both inside and out. You don't have any friends either. Keep your chins up fatty.
H. Maxwell, I hope you get HIV today.
you know, the most annoying things I found about Insanity are your stupid and obviously miserable comments. if you hate people so much how do you live? and no wonder you exercise at home - you must not even have enough confidence to show up in a gym. pathetic is what you are
Agreed. I think the videos humanize each of them, showing us that not even they are perfect at working out. These are just people, like us, not robots
And I find it funny how you seem to know each of them so well, and couldn't tell that Shaun T is gay. It doesnt take very long for anyone doing the workouts to see that that man is obviously not straight. And definitely not screwing Tanya.
This post is soooooo funny!!! Thanks for that!! I was told last week that he was gay, and didnt belive it, he was THE MAN!!! but after they show me a picture of him in a gayish posture with a man... well, that was it.. jejeje
1. People complaning about the post are simply to stupid or below avarage IQ to not get whats hapening. If you cant laught about it like most of us, maybe you havent done the workout as much as we do or have some serious personality issues.
2. Save your comments about my spelling. I dont speak enligsh I try me best to defend myself in it. Hate it that I must always said this.
regards,
Tulio A. Martinez
Santiago, Dom. Rep
This made me lol. almost in tears. It took me about a year to notice all the little flubs a.d moments. like shaun missing the stretching on one side and ariel almost taking a foot to the face.
My two fav people in the videos are Rachel, shes a machine, pretty, doesny have a squeeky voice or tramp stamp and isnt favored to much ny shaun. And Chris. not over the hill marathon fredo from the godfather chris...i mean black man silent badass chris in the back row.
He is also a machine. I like rachel a lot tho. sexy and tough.
I notice how no ones mention martin not keeping up in the upper body weight training video
By now we all know that Shaun T is homosexual, so the question is: If he's not doing Tonya, then who IS ?
Ariel is doing tonya
@comment 7
Did you seriously just call someone a moron while using the terrible "don't like it don't watch it" argument?! It's not a valid counter to criticism. It's commonly used by people who can't handle criticism.
Also note that they said they like the workouts and are just naming things they dislike about it. Not that your argument would be any more valid even if they disliked everything about it anyway.
Maybe if somebody told you "don't like this article then don't read it" you would see how flawed this type of argument is.
This is probably my biggest pet peeve because all it takes is a little bit of critical thinking to see how flawed that phrase is when used in response to criticism.
As for the article itself. I don't think it's meant to be taken all that seriously anyway. I took it as more of a humor article than anything.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontLikeDontRead
@comment 21
Your logic is just as bad as the comment I addressed before this. So if they can't make a better workout video themselves that means they aren't allowed to criticize it.
Let's apply this logic to other things to show how flawed this is.
Person 1: I don't like this movie.
Person 2: I'd like to see you make a better movie.
In this example just because person 1 can't make a better movie doesn't mean they shouldn't be allowed to criticize movies. The opinions of movie critics or just people in general mean much more than the movie producers themselves anyway. I also see people use the same flawed logic with other forms of media such as books or video games.
Shaun T is gay, he's definitely not sleeping with Tonya. I have noticed a few funny quirks on the videos, but nothing I'd actually consider annoying or at least not annoying enough to sit down and blog about it, but I'm actually doing the workouts as hard as I can, I'm concentrating on pushing myself harder each workout not on the "bad thing" from the editing process. Some of that is in there probably on purpose to show you that they are really working not just fitness models looking pretty. If you are noticing all this stuff enough to take note and blog about it, you're not "in the zone" you should be in. And Ariel is hot as hell and can beat the shit out.
OMG,really??????
I agree with you if ariel IS the white girl in the front... OMG SHE'S got the perfect body and HER legs are AMAZING... & i really BELIEVE that shaun t IS smashing tonya (she looks like a MAN, thats why shaun t LOVES her). And i really hate the pulses when you are waiting and suffer with the legs open sitting in the air.
Ariel is one of the LEAST annoying. Chris and Rachel are good too. White guys with cornrows (we call him K-Fed) is a slacker.
I heard that Tania and Shaun were not banging. She is supposedly married and he was a bridesmaid in her wedding.
Great blog! Tania is probably the least attractive chick in the video.
You guys are nuts ... EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE GIRLS IS HOT! (Especially Tonya). Wow.
This is absolutely hilarious!!! I didnt think anyone else thought Shawn T was banging Tayna too, however i just found out he is gay! Im also shocked everyone thinks ariel is hot.... Anna is DEF the hottest girl in the posse.... Ariel always makes the most retarted grunting faces when shes working out... Anna is just a machine and somehow manages to keep smiling, def my fav. Tayna is the most annoying teachers pet there is, however i noticed she wears a wedding ring.. which I though might be to Shawn T but obv isnt.
This post made my day! and is soo true! Glad others are finding the humor in these videos while we are killing ourselves over them!
LMAO!!! i thought i was the only one who saw him keep flirting with Tanya, i definetly think their sleeping together
Too much writing, need to spend more time off of the computer chair and more time bustin your ass.
Nobody is perfect so why are you looking for perfection? While the people have quirks I bet they are all in better shape than you.
They are motivational, and I'm too busy workin out to care what they are doing.
And Shaun T is gay, just got married to his partner. So I doubt he's bangin Tonya..
Haters gon hate.
1) I agree to a certain amount
2) Shawn T is actually gay, not that there's anything wrong with it, but you can really tell in his hip-hop dance workout videos
3) I hate that in his plyometric workout he forgets a few of the stretches and you have to pause the dvd to do them before starting again.
Fantastic post!
After so many times through these workouts, it's hard not to notice everyone's idiosyncrasies.
People are being too sensitive. We all deserve the right to make fun of how stupid we all look getting beat to hell by these routines. In laughing at the people in the videos, we're kinda laughing at ourselves. It's the same way person might joke about his brother, or his sister, or his best friend.
on the pure cardio at around 37:30 minutes they go in a squat and the Chinese guy behind him is sooo funny. they zoom into him and i'm pretty sure he pooped his pants.. NO LIE.. its worth watching over and over
-FOX
Exactly what I said!
Exactly what I said!
I can't believe no one has mentioned Shaun T talking about himself in the third person. "Shaun T is getting tired!Shaun T is starting to sweat!"etc... I love Insanity and P90x. I'm going to be 47 this year, so it's killing me, but I am still loving it.
And Ariel is freaking hot.
The truly annoyin gone is Shanita (sp?) She's doggin' it the whole time in Pure Cardio.
Hey, dumbass, Shaun T is gay.
Lmfao, this is great! Maybe Shaun T did get to bang Tania, but I think he's ultimately gay. After watch Rockin' Body? Gay. Tania and all them other main girls got some hot ass bodies, though.
I agree about Shanita being annoying, too!
I swear he just touches ariel all the time hes like ariel feel your abs contracting and just touches her body all the time and then i cant stop laughing because shes trying to stay focused but clearly shes like please dont rape me
the worst part of this 'article' is that it's just not funny, and actually just a comes across as a bunch of mean-spirited whining. don't quit yer day job.
Seriously? Don't buy the workout if you hate it so much. Your article is not funny. I bet "Akeel" can do more insanity in his sleep than you can regularly. Shaun T is gay so he's obviously not sleeping with Tawnya. She is a good motivator that is why she is on there. The workout is made to inspire you to change your way of life for the better, to exercise regularly which you are obviously not doing. It doesn't matter what the people look like or what they do the fact is that they are doing it and they look and feel amazing. It's sad we live in a world full of people like you.
Seriously? Don't buy the workout if you hate it so much. Your article is not funny. I bet "Akeel" can do more insanity in his sleep than you can regularly. Shaun T is gay so he's obviously not sleeping with Tawnya. She is a good motivator that is why she is on there. The workout is made to inspire you to change your way of life for the better, to exercise regularly which you are obviously not doing. It doesn't matter what the people look like or what they do the fact is that they are doing it and they look and feel amazing. It's sad we live in a world full of people like you.
I agree with most of this, except for Ariel. She's freaking hot.
Tonya drives me nuts. WAY too fake in her expressions. I mean, in the Plyo Cardio, she looks like she's about to strain herself taking a sip of water. I just roll my eyes and hope she moves out the way so I can get a better look at Ariel...
You people who take this blog so seriously need to get a life, or better yet, a sense of humor. Everyone on this site loves insanity and is killing themselves doing the videos. No one watches insanity just to make fun of the people in the video. We're doing it everyday and can find the humor in these people. For example, Jonny "cornroll" dude is the biggest freakin slacker in the group. Watch power cardio and resistance and the dude doesn't even pick his legs off the ground during the heisman. Sure, he's in great shape, but he's still a slacker. And by the way, Anna is the hottest and, by far, the most fit. Just watch Insanity Fast and Furious to appreciate that.
when shaunT is bringing his knee into his chest he says smugly, "this is as close as I can get because I HAVE MASSIVE QUADS". gets right on my tits. i shout at home, "well i can't do it either shaun cos I have a massive schlong."
lol this thread cracks me up because I've thought a lot of the same things while doing this s---. on week 7 of second round now.
i've learned that
1) tonia looks ridiculous in month 1 with her faces and "wooo!s" but tones it down in month 2
2) blonde ariel has a weird hotness to her in the way she watches shaun t explain moves and nods alot, but does have really good form
3) k-fed is hilarious when he points to the camera, then looks at his water and takes a sip
4) akeel: how can you be so ripped and such a p---y?
5) anna or rachel are probably the overall best as far as being able to do the workouts w/o slacking off
6) jeff (b-boy?) almost kicking ariel in the face and then high-5ing the guy behind her is hilarious
7) the scene where the guy ( don't know name ) speeds up doing scissor runs because he notices the camera is on him is great
8) they should have more in-flexible people in the group to show those of us who, you know, aren't professional gymnasts or dancers, alternate ways to do the stretches without tearing something.
9) the infomercial for hip hop abs with tonia talking about how she got great results from hip hop abs that played RIGHT AFTER she was in the cardio abs workout seemed ironic...
10) the "hurts so good" guy in the back telling me i "gotta focus man" when i just watched him slacking off like a mf-er during the shoulder burners exercise of the recovery week is annoying.
in all it's entertaining to watch while in pain. if people are taking this stuff seriously, they need to get off the internet a bit and get out more.
this is hillarious! Shanita is my least favorite next to Tania, I laugh everytime when I see her push the camera away, thank god shes only in a couple videos. I do love the results I get from the videos but damn do I hate it when one minute Shaun T is saying "stay with me, you gotta stay with me" then three seconds later he says "go at YOU OWN pace" wtf?
I don't why people have to be judgmental. However, I also think Shaun T and Tania are banging.
I was also surprised no one mentioned, until a few posts ago, that Shaun T talks in the 3rd person frequently. "Aw Shaun T is starting to sweat!" Does he think he's Karl Malone? Is that a gimmick or does he actually talk like that? Also, not sure why he repeatedly tells us to make sure we breath. Seriously, is that necessary? Do people forget to breath and pass out? Is that really a common problem? Finally, people need to stop getting all butt sore that we are making light of the program. Get a sense of humor. Love the program. Both my girlfriend and I are seeing amazing results! Could care less that Shaun T is gay. Guy has a great product. Hilarious blog, too.
Lol shaun T is gay everyine! And tania is my least favorite btw ugly bitch wuth that tramp stamp
I love how Shaun T constantly tells people to "go sit down" while the message in the screen reads, "don't stop moving!"
Chris? Is truly a machine while doing the moving pushups, but if you pay attention you will see that he skips them in the second round!
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Well after Shaun's recent marriage to his husband, I doubt that he's smashing Tanya or any other girl there.
Ariel, I like her personally because she has great form but it is true that she yells like a devil woman, and that's the way I feel too
Terry
i feel sorry for all the people that have comments about the video's and the people in it...Just Train your own ass off instead...I get the idea you guys just check the video's without working out ...
2 observations: By the time you are doing MAX you have been into this for 5 weeks, why does Shaun T need to correct the Posse on how to stretch, shouldn't they know it by now? What about the 40 year old doing the sprint-lunges, when Shaun talks to her she has to over-exaggerate her positioning, like she has to keep up with the youngins. I noticed she didn't come back for MAX.
I wonder how Shaun T's Husband would feel about him smashing Tonya?? lol!! get a life
Y'all know Shaun T is GAY right? He's married, google it!! So with that in mind, I cant help but notice how much he likes to touch the guys' abs. He's trying to work out and you keep feeling up his body!
What a whiny little bitch you are. If you don't like it, don't do it. Just shut up and work your ass off.
Did I mention you are a whiny bitch?
Hes not banging her. Hes openly gay
I love insanity♥and do love everything about the workouts ♥.... they are not perfects but the try to do the best.thanks to insanity my body and my life change ^_^
....and I'm still not perfect.
Nice job♥you are right...
this is so funny i literally just finished my insanity workout which makes it even more entertaining
I googled for shaun t and tanya and landed here. So cool to find more fun facts; knowing that shaun t is gay was disappointing though. Have just finished hip hop abs and m about to begin insanity. I'll look out for your observation. Lol post
Oh My god! I am wiping tears out of my eyes!Hilarious! No 7 with Josh is SO true! I do the same thing and curse his name ever time. Including this am as I happen to be on that one today.
I almost just wet my pants after reading this! My kids are asking if I am ok I am laughing so hard! I agree with all of your statements. Ariel drives me crazy too and Tonya you are a freak! Thank you for the laugh!
This is hilarious. We are sooooo on the same page. I hate Shaun T, buuuuut I love him at the same time. This workout is insane.
LMFAO! I loved reading this. Today was day 2 of Insanity, and I didn't know he was gay until.... I popped Rockin Body into the BluRay player. WOW! The gayness comes out. I am still liking his videos, and I think he is hot. lol Great job on the blog! I didn't read most of the comments, but with any blog, the cowards come out.
U all need to shut the fuck up and stop being disrespectful.If it wasnt for him you would have never been able to do an awesome workout as insanity.just workout stop bitchin and lookin what they look like and concentrate on your own for fuck sake
You are all whinny fat bitches that have nothing to do besides complain about a program that is changing people's lives. Goto hell, fuck off, and dig deeper cause ya need Jesus!
OMG this had me in stitches!!!! I agree with everything... and I picked up the Shaun T/ Tanya interest after the first DVD! I have a few more to add... how about the fact that he refers to himself in the 3rd person?!?! Shaun T, you're a douche. What about the blond white girl who claps after each exercise? You can't really be that excited to do this workout. Dude that breakdances after the workout, WOW can someone please bottle up your energy?? Cuz Ariel wants to punch you in the face. Kelly F, over and out :)
Don't have your legs too wide... don't have your legs too wide... JOSH!! Don't have your legs too wide!!
I am three weeks into the program and I love it! I must say thank you though for posting this! I have laughed my butt off sitting here reading this after yet another grueling exercise! To read this actually makes me feel normal about all my hater thoughts I have while sweating like a filthy pig in my living room floor! I have caught myself screaming "damn it Josh!" At the tv more than once. And everytime he asks Tonya something I yell out "oh shut up!" I am completely jealous of her unhuman ability to rarely ever stop during these things!
Thanks again for the great laughs!
Leslie A.
I never laughed so hard in my life. Needed that brilliant blog.
Mandy, London
I'm just shocked that out of all the things you hate, Tonya is NOT one of them?! I can take Ariel and the rest of the crew, but Tonya's monkey-faces make me want to smash my TV. I'm all for focusing on the workout at hand, but she seems to be overacting for attention, and it pisses me off.
Perfect. This is absolutely perfect. My roommate and I are on Day 40! We can't stop laughing at this post!
I know I'm in the minority on this one but I find Tonia incredibly sexy. Yes, she has a super intense look on her face most of the time during the workouts but it works for me. I'd do her. Yes sir, I'd do her hard.
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